Velocity

mocked the mural, and when they called it art, they pronounced the word with quotation marks.
    Billy rather liked the hulking thing, but burning it down didn’t make sense to him.
    The same artist had once fixed twenty thousand helium-filled red balloons to a bridge in Australia, so it appeared to be supported by them. With a remote control, he popped all twenty thousand at once.
    In that case, Billy didn’t understand either the “art” or the point of popping it.
    Although not a critic, he felt this mural was either low art or high craftsmanship. Burning it made no more sense to him than would a museum tossing Rembrandt’s paintings on a bonfire.
    So many things about contemporary society dismayed him that he wouldn’t lose sleep over this small issue. But on the night of burning, he wouldn’t come to watch the fire, either.
    He went into the tavern.
    The air carried such a rich scent that it almost seemed to have flavor. Ben Vernon was cooking a pot of chili.
    Behind the bar, Jackie O’Hara conducted an inventory of the liquor supply. “Billy, did you see that special on Channel Six last night?”
    “No.”
    “You didn’t see that special about UFO’s, alien abduction?”
    “I was carving to zydeco.”
    “This guy says he was taken up to a mother ship orbiting the earth.”
    “What’s new about that? You hear that stuff all the time.”
    “He says he was given a proctological exam by a bunch of space aliens.”
    Billy pushed through the bar gate. “That’s what they all say.”
    “I know. You’re right. But I don’t get it.” Jackie frowned. “Why would a superior alien race, a thousand times more intelligent than we are, come trillions of miles across the universe just to look up our butts? What are they—perverts?”
    “They never looked up mine,” Billy assured him. “And I doubt they looked up this guy’s, either.”
    “He’s got a lot of credibility. He’s a book author. I mean, even before this book, he published a bunch of others.”
    Taking an apron from a drawer, tying it on, Billy said, “Just publishing a book doesn’t give anyone credibility. Hitler published books.”
    “He did?” Jackie asked.
    “Yeah.”
    “The Hitler?”
    “Well, it wasn’t Bob Hitler.”
    “You’re jerking my chain.”
    “Look it up.”
    “What did he write—like spy stories or something?”
    “Something,” Billy said.
    “This guy wrote science fiction.”
    “Surprise.”
    “Science fiction,” Jackie emphasized. “The program was really disturbing.” Picking up a small white dish from the work bar, he made a sound of impatience and disgust. “What—am I gonna have to start docking Steve for condiments?”
    In the dish were fifteen to twenty maraschino-cherry stems. Each had been tied in a knot.
    “The customers find him amusing,” Billy said.
    “Because they’re half blitzed. Anyway, he pretends to be a funny type of guy, but he’s not.”
    “Everyone has his own idea of what’s funny.”
    “No, I mean, he pretends to be lighthearted, happy-go-lucky, but he’s not.”
    “That’s the only way I’ve ever seen him,” Billy said.
    “Ask Celia Reynolds.”
    “Who’s she?”
    “Lives next door to Steve.”
    “Neighbors can have grudges,” Billy suggested. “Can’t always believe what they say.”
    “Celia says he has rages in the backyard.”
    “What’s that mean—rages?”
    “He goes like nuts, she says. He chops up stuff.”
    “What stuff?”
    “Like a dining-room chair.”
    “Whose?”
    “His. He chopped it until there wasn’t anything but splinters.”
    “Why?”
    “He’s cursing and angry when he’s at it. He seems to be working off anger.”
    “On a chair.”
    “Yeah. And he does watermelons with an ax.”
    “Maybe he likes watermelon,” Billy said.
    “He doesn’t eat them. He just chops and chops till nothing’s left but mush.”
    “Cursing all the time.”
    “That’s right. Cursing, grunting, snarling like an animal. Whole watermelons. A couple of times he’s done dummies.”
    “What dummies?”
    “You know, like those store-window women.”
    “Mannequins?”
    “Yeah. He goes at them with an ax and a sledgehammer.”
    “Where would he get mannequins?”
    “Beats me.”
    “This doesn’t sound right.”
    “Talk to Celia. She’ll tell you.”
    “Has she asked Steve why he does it?”
    “No. She’s afraid to.”
    “You believe her?”
    “Celia isn’t a liar.”
    “You think Steve’s dangerous?” Billy