My Man Jeeves

out of town. Divers sound sportsmen had invited me to pay visits to their country places, and it wasn't for several months that I settled down in the city again. I had been wondering a lot, of course, about Corky, whether it all turned out right, and so forth, and my first evening in New York, happening to pop into a quiet sort of little restaurant which I go to when I don't feel inclined for the bright lights, I found Muriel Singer there, sitting by herself at a table near the door. Corky, I took it, was out telephoning. I went up and passed the time of day.
    "Well, well, well, what?" I said.
    "Why, Mr. Wooster! How do you do?"
    "Corky around?"
    "I beg your pardon?"
    "You're waiting for Corky, aren't you?"
    "Oh, I didn't understand. No, I'm not waiting for him."
    It seemed to roe that there was a sort of something in her voice, a kind of thingummy, you know.
    "I say, you haven't had a row with Corky, have you?"
    "A row?"
    "A spat, don't you know—little misunderstanding—faults on both sides—er—and all that sort of thing."
    "Why, whatever makes you think that?"
    "Oh, well, as it were, what? What I mean is—I thought you usually dined with him before you went to the theatre."
    "I've left the stage now."
    Suddenly the whole thing dawned on me. I had forgotten what a long time I had been away.
    "Why, of course, I see now! You're married!"
    "Yes."
    "How perfectly topping! I wish you all kinds of happiness."
    "Thank you, so much. Oh Alexander," she said, looking past me, "this is a friend of mine—Mr. Wooster."
    I spun round. A chappie with a lot of stiff grey hair and a red sort of healthy face was standing there. Rather a formidable Johnnie, he looked, though quite peaceful at the moment.
    "I want you to meet my husband, Mr. Wooster. Mr. Wooster is a friend of Bruce's, Alexander."
    The old boy grasped my hand warmly, and that was all that kept me from hitting the floor in a heap. The place was rocking. Absolutely.
    "So you know my nephew, Mr. Wooster," I heard him say. "I wish you would try to knock a little sense into him and make him quit this playing at painting. But I have an idea that he is steadying down. I noticed it first that night he came to dinner with us, my dear, to be introduced to you. He seemed altogether quieter and more serious. Something seemed to have sobered him. Perhaps you will give us the pleasure of your company at dinner to–night, Mr. Wooster? Or have you dined?"
    I said I had. What I needed then was air, not dinner. I felt that I wanted to get into the open and think this thing out.
    When I reached my apartment I heard Jeeves moving about in his lair. I called him.
    "Jeeves," I said, "now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party. A stiff b.-and–s. first of all, and then I've a bit of news for you."
    He came back with a tray and a long glass.
    "Better have one yourself, Jeeves. You'll need it."
    "Later on, perhaps, thank you, sir."
    "All right. Please yourself. But you're going to get a shock. You remember my friend, Mr. Corcoran?"
    "Yes, sir."
    "And the girl who was to slide gracefully into his uncle's esteem by writing the book on birds?"
    "Perfectly, sir."
    "Well, she's slid. She's married the uncle."
    He took it without blinking. You can't rattle Jeeves.
    "That was always a development to be feared, sir."
    "You don't mean to tell me that you were expecting it?"
    "It crossed my mind as a possibility."
    "Did it, by Jove! Well, I think, you might have warned us!"
    "I hardly liked to take the liberty, sir."
    Of course, as I saw after I had had a bite to eat and was in a calmer frame of mind, what had happened wasn't my fault, if you come down to it. I couldn't be expected to foresee that the scheme, in itself a cracker–jack, would skid into the ditch as it had done; but all the same I'm bound to admit that I didn't relish the idea of meeting Corky again until time, the great healer, had been able to get in a bit of soothing work. I cut Washington Square out absolutely for the next few months. I gave it the complete miss–in–baulk. And then, just when I was beginning to think I might safely pop down in that direction and gather up the dropped threads, so to speak, time, instead of working the healing wheeze, went and pulled the most awful bone and put the lid on it. Opening the paper one morning, I read that Mrs. Alexander Worple had presented her husband with a son and heir.
    I was so darned sorry for poor old Corky that I hadn't the heart to touch my