A Dirty Drag Collection (Dirty Drag #1, 2, & 3)

Ashley’s favorite lie to get rid of a guy, and it was always fun watching their reaction as they processed the story. It always worked too. Their expression would either turn terrified as they skittishly looked around for said boyfriend, or they would stare at him like he was crazy, in which case, he would play along and swat his arms at imaginary dragons flying in front of his face while muttering something like, “No! Dragon dog, you can’t have my shoe, I need it to walk!” Redneck Joe appeared like he was still ready to spit, but he walked away not even saying a word. How rude , Ashley thought.
    Maybe now he could relax and enjoy his drink. Less than a minute later, another guy walked up and stood by his table. Ashley hoped that by blatantly ignoring him, the guy would go away. No such luck, however. He slowly turned his head, ready to tell the guy to “beat it,” but no words formed in his mouth when he saw the large bulge of an obviously hard cock. He slowly forced his gaze up to meet the prettiest blue eyes he’d ever seen. He thought the guy might have said something by the way his lips moved, but if he did, Ashley didn’t hear anything.
    Ashley knew he’d have to flirt and talk to a few guys to prove he could pass as a woman, but he hadn’t thought a man this attractive would approach him. And that bulge, fucksticks, it made his mouth water. He wanted to taste it and have it burst in his mouth. Clearing his throat, tall, dark and studly asked, “So can I buy you a drink?”
    Smiling as sweet as possible, Ashley purred, “You don’t need to buy me a drink, honey. I’ll suck your big cock right now. Bathroom or alley?” Ashley wouldn’t even try to deny that as soon as a big cock came his way, he went from Ashley to Trashley, but damn, that was slutty even for him. He didn’t have any time to waste tonight though. As soon as he saw that huge bulge, he knew he had to have it. And he’d have to get it quick, before he slipped or somehow exposed himself as a man. Ashley knew he would have this man’s cock in him soon, one way or the other, even if he had to slide under the table and blow him right here. That thought sounded really hot actually; and if he was going to act like a slut, he might as well go for the full gusto.
    “As hot as that sounds, I think I’d rather buy you a drink first. I’m Rick,” he said with the same confident smirk that was making Ashley uncomfortably hard. His cock was securely tucked up between his thighs by his tight, red panties. Luckily, he was sitting with his legs open under the table so it had a little more room to expand. Rick’s smirk clearly said, “I’m Rick, and yes, that is my big dick you’re staring at, and yes, I’m going to make you wait before you can get a closer look.” Ashley could play that game too, only he hoped to speed things up a little. He’d have to really lay on the charm and make sure Rick saw the small, silver barbell sticking through his tongue. When a guy sees someone they find attractive with a pierced tongue, they can’t help but imagine it stimulating their cock, something Ashley planned to use to his full advantage.
    “I’m Ashley,” he said in his most sensual voice. “I like long walks on the beach, eighties music, and anal sex. I’m the kind of girl who will do anything sexually.” Sticking his tongue out, Ashley slowly rubbed his piercing along his bottom lip, “You also might be interested to know that I have no gag reflex.” Ashley smiled when Rick quietly moaned while adjusting his huge bulge before he sat down across from Ashley. “I’d love to get on my knees and worship every inch of your thick cock.”
    Ashley watched Rick squirm a little in his seat, once again having to adjust his cock through his tight jeans. “You’re very direct. I like that. You’re also very beautiful, and I think I’d like to sit here and get to know you more.” Damn Rick, Ashley couldn’t afford to sit here and get to know him better. The longer Rick sat there looking at him and talking, the more likely he would notice Ashley was a man.
    If Ashley was dressed as a guy and Rick had shown interest, he would have loved to get acquainted before moving on to getting physical. Rick was tall, handsome, charming, with a wicked smile and what looked to be a killer package. Too bad he was also straight and thought Ashley was a woman. Otherwise he would totally date or fuck him repeatedly, whichever Rick wanted. Instead, he