The House of the Red Slayer

pay.’
    ‘A priest who pays for what he drinks.’ Cranston mocked. ‘Yes, it must be Christmas.’
    Athelstan collected his cloak from where he had flung it over the baptismal font and they walked out into the cold afternoon air.
    ‘Let us go to the Piebald Horse!‘ Cranston suggested. ‘A good cup of claret and some hot stew will do us both body and soul the world of good!‘
    They walked down the alley and into the welcoming warmth of the tavern. The one-handed landlord bustled across to meet them.
    ‘Sir John,’ he greeted. ‘Brother Athelstan.’
    He ushered them to a table near the fire as Cranston bellowed out his order. Sir John slouched on the bench and beamed round the tavern.
    ‘You are busy, Sir John?’
    ‘I am still looking for Roger Droxford who murdered his master in Cheapside. I have had news of him hiding in a tavern near La Reole so perhaps I may call there on my journey home. But, Brother, let us forget murder. The Lady Maude has invited you to dinner tomorrow at three o’clock in the afternoon. You and the Lady Benedicta.’
    Athelstan blushed as Cranston grinned devilishly.
    ‘Don’t worry, she’ll come. I have been to her house, had a cup of claret, and given her a kiss on your behalf.’
    ‘Sir John, you mock me.’
    “‘Sir John, you mock me,”‘ Cranston mimicked. ‘Come, Brother, there’s no sin in liking one of God’s creation. You’ll come?’ he added, ‘I have a present for you.’
    Athelstan nodded whilst Cranston wondered if the astrolabe he had bought would really delight this strange star-searching friar. The landlord brought their goblets and two dishes of hot spiced mutton.
    ‘So, Sir John, everything is tidied away. Sir Ralph’s murderer has been caught; Doctor Vincentius has left; my cemetery is safe; tomorrow is Christmas, and all is well.’ Cranston slurped from his cup and smacked his lips. ‘Aye, Brother, but spring will bring its own basket of troubles. The Red Slayer will strike again. Man will always kill his brother.’ He sighed. ‘And Lady Maude must be looked after, she and the child must be kept safe.’ Sir John lowered his head and glared at Athelstan. ‘The child will be a boy,’ he announced flatly. ‘And I shall call him Francis, the name of your dead brother.’
    Athelstan caught his breath and put down the wine goblet.
    ‘Sir John, that is most thoughtful. It’s very kind.‘
    ‘He will become a knight,’ Cranston continued expansively. ‘A Justice of the Peace, a man of law.’ He paused. ‘Do you think he will look like me, Brother?’
    Athelstan grinned. ‘For the first few months he will, Sir John.’
    Cranston caught the humour in Athelstan’s voice. ‘What do you mean, monk?’ he asked dangerously.
    ‘Well, Sir John, of course he will look like you. He’ll be bald, red-faced, drink a lot, burp and fart, bellow and be full of hot air!’
    The rest of the people in the tavern stopped what they were doing and gazed in astonishment as Sir John Cranston, the King’s Coroner in the City, leaned back against the wall and roared with laughter till the tears streamed down his face.
    Athelstan grinned till he thought of dealing with two Cranstons. Then the friar closed his eyes. ‘Oh, Lord,’ he whispered, ‘what happens if it’s twins?’