Slash and Burn

and Oscar had been sweating over for a month.
    “Sorry, guy,” Nino said. “Nobody working tonight.”
    “That’s OK,” said the man. “I was just passing through, wondering if you might have a job opening.”
    Nino looked the stranger up and down. He wasn’t dressed like the type of man who enjoyed getting grime under his fingernails. He was too … finicky looking. He had a comb stuck in his hair at the back like he’d been grooming that morning and forgotten it was there. Some of the kids today thought that was a statement. Nino thought it was stupid. And, of all things, in spite of the heat, the guy was wearing a jacket and showed no sign of sweating.
    “We do all our own repairs here, pal. Me and my brother. We only take on work the two of us can handle. Sorry.”
    The stranger shrugged.
    “No problem. Thought I’d ask anyway.” He took one more look at the engine. “Excuse me saying so, but you do realize you’ve screwed up the carburetor assembly?”
    “What are you talking about?” Nino had never screwed up anything to do with an engine.
    “Here,” said the guy. “You’ve put the throttle lever in upside down.”
    Nino hurried over to the car and looked under the hood.
    “Are you crazy?” he said. “That is a perf—”
    He barely felt the pin prick of the needle in his neck and, in a breath, it was all over for Nino Sebastian.

3
    PEACH
    The rainy season, which usually fell between April and August in the north of Laos, had begun in March this year and run out of juice by June. Although the Mekhong was still bloated with floodwaters from China, and storms were lashing the south, rain hadn’t hit Vientiane for a month. Lao meteorologists, recently trained in East Germany, were saying that industrialization in the West—but most likely in North America—was altering the environment. They were calling for a symposium of Communist states to discuss the role of capitalism on climate change. There was very little the Americans couldn’t be blamed for in the People’s Democratic Republic of Laos and, to be fair, most of the accusations were warranted.
    Vientiane was a city of red-dirt side streets and paved main roads laid by the same Americans who were now screwing up the weather. The continuous early rains of 1978 had flushed the dirt out of the lanes and onto the main roads. Gardens and rice paddies and empty dirt plots had spread to all points of the compass. The entire city had been reclaimed by dirt. The gutters were clogged. The potholes were concealed. The footpaths, where they existed, were no higher than the roadways. This massive mud pie was baked beneath a scorching July sun and inevitably the dust arrived. A cat passing in front of your house could kick up more dust than a herd of wildebeests galloping across the Kalahari. There was too much to sweep away. Hot though it was, people shuttered their windows and closed their doors. Those with hoses and who were connected to the main supply were out front every sunrise washing down the street. But by midday the red mist was back. The official dust season was several months away so there was a real threat that Vientiane might just vanish completely; unrecognizable as a city in satellite images.
    Siri had his spare sarong wrapped round his face to keep the dust out of his mouth. He wore his old dark-lens goggles and a Castro hat and looked like a very suspicious character when he pulled up in front of the Ministry of Justice. He’d had a choice, of course. The note from his nemesis, Judge Haeng, had simply told him to be at the judicial office by one. He could have torn it up. He was retiring. What could they do to him? But Siri had a mischievous streak and he enjoyed nothing more than rubbing his boss the wrong way. He wouldn’t have many more opportunities. The guard at the gate saluted. The boy had no weapon and his uniform was three non-matching shades of green. Siri, still disguised as a terrorist, climbed from his bike and walked up to the booth.
    “Do you know who I am?” he asked the boy.
    “No, Comrade,” came the reply accompanied by another salute.
    “So, for all you know I could be here to assassinate the judge and the minister. I might have dynamite strapped inside my jacket.”
    The boy looked doubtful.
    “It … it’s possible, I suppose.”
    “And I still get a salute?”
    “It’s what they told me to do, uncle.”
    “Just that?”
    “Yes.”
    “Heaven help us,” Siri grumbled, walking away from