Fifty Shades of Alice Through the Looking Glass (Second Book of the 50 Shades of Alice Trilogy)

outstretched and finger pointed at the crowd in an accusatory manner.
    “All of you are in violation!” she declared. “Knight! Arrest them, and take every last one to the HDO!”

Chapter 8
“It’s My Own Invention”
    Everyone scattered, like a bunch of people scattering, and Alice ran with them, bumping into Humpty, who was struggling to keep up.
    “I thought you were going to warn everyone about the raid!” she scolded.
    “Lost track of time. Blowjobs do that to a guy. Run and hide, Alice! Don’t let the Knight catch you!”
    “I won’t!” Alice said. “Never!”
    Then the Knight caught her. He galloped by on a great steed and grabbed her arm, yanking her up behind him. The horse was moving at such a quick clip that Alice was forced to throw her arms around him, grasping his armor-plated mid section, holding on for her life as the horse leapt over some hedges and headed down—you guessed it—a path through the woods.
    “Let me go!” Alice cried.
    “But you’re the one holding me,” said the Knight.
    “That’s because you’re going so fast. Slow down at once.”
    “I only take orders from the Red Queen, said the Knight. And she demanded you be taken to the Hall of Denied Orgasms.”
    A tremor of fear seized Alice. “Please, I don’t want to be taken to that dreadful place.”
    “Okay. We’ll go somewhere else then.”
    “Really?”
    “No, of course not, you naive wench. To the HDO with you. The Jabbercocky will tame your firey spirit, that’s for sure.”
    “What do you know of the Jabbercock?” Alice asked, voice quivering.
    “It’s my own invention. I designed it. Just like the chapter heading said.”
    “You designed a machine to sexually torment people without allowing them release? What kind of person would do something so terrible?”
    “Why, a sadist, of course. But I’m not into the whole beating and dominating scene. I simply prefer to tie up nubile young ladies and tease them until they go insane.”
    That sounded vaguely familiar. Alice hadn’t gotten a look at the Knight’s face, because it was hidden under one of those armor helmets with the beaked nose. But even though his voice was hollow and echoey, Alice thought she’d recognized it.
    “Gnat? Is that you?”
    The Knight turned around, and lifted up his face shield thingy.
    “Hello, Alice,” said Gnat. “I must say, you were terrific in
Alice’s Sexual Piercing Adventure
. And
Alice’s Multi-Orgasmic Gangbang in the Park
was even more fantastic. When that Samoan went down on you—pure cinema magic. It is my favorite film of all time. I even liked it more than
Wall-E
.”
    “Gnat! I thought we were friends!”
    “We are, Alice.”
    “So how can you do this to me?”
    “Simple. First I strap you down, so you cannot move no matter how you struggle. Then I switch on the Jabbercock—”
    “That isn’t what I mean, Gnat. I mean how can you be so cruel to your friend?”
    “You heard my sadist comment earlier, right?”
    “But I won’t be able to stand being teased without release, Gnat! I shall go mad!”
    “You’ll be fine. Unless you really do go mad, in which case Looking Glass Land has one of the best psychiatric hospitals in the nation. Do you have medical insurance, Alice?”
    A sign on the path read HALL OF DENIED ORGASMS JUST AHEAD.
    “Please, Gnat. I beg you.”
    “Sadists like begging, Alice. It turns us on. If I wasn’t wearing armor, you could see the evidence.”
    And then the woods ended and Alice saw it; a dark, stone castle, looking forbidding in the distance.
    “Anything but this, Gnat. You can spank me.”
    “Really?”
    “You can tie me down and whip me. Cane me. Force yourself upon me.”
    “Go on.”
    “You can have any part of me, Gnat. I’ll be your slave. I’ll do whatever you ask. But please, don’t take me to the Jabbercocky.”
    “Your begging has given my such a hard-on Alice. It is so arousing that I think I might…”
    “Yes?”
    “In fact, I know I shall…”
    “Shall what, Gnat?”
    “I shall pleasure myself while watching the Jabbercocky ravage you. But not for the whole eight hours, of course.”
    “Eight hours?!”
    “I have other things to do today. Maybe I’ll come back and check on you a few times, see how the torment is going.”
    “You’re dreadful!”
    “Thank you very much,” Gnat said, and then they entered the Hall of Denied Orgasms.

Chapter 9
Queen Alice
    Gnat the Knight (both the G and K were silent) dismounted the horse and