The Wit And Wisdom Of Discworld

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    Dean, the (Unseen University), 87, 96, 136, 167, 170, 171, 188
    death, being dead, 15, 21, 34, 48, 57, 66, 97, 168, 190, 224, 267
    at the opera, 156
    beliefs of Nac Mac Feegle, 259
    for Counting Pines, 92
    for mayflies, 91-2
    gloriousness of, 142-3
    in a worthy cause, 21, 144, 182
    pyramids as mechanism to prevent, 59
    Death, 14-15, 21, 33-4, 38-40, 43, 48, 66, 75, 91, 97, 150-2, 168-9, 172-4, 190, 194, 203, 209-10, 216
    and cats, 43, 226
    as family man, 40, 174, 213
    as Hogfather, 168-9, 172
    as partygoer, 19, 34
    evidence of sense of humour, 13-14, 117
    games with, 96, 151-2
    horse of, 33, 34, 48, 92
    house of, 171, 213
    in the Klatchian Foreign Legion, 134-5
    on curry, 33
    on human behaviour, 34, 173
    Death of Rats, 168, 209-10
    decor, institutional, 29
    democracy, 40, 202
    demons, 53, 75, 77, 78
    Duke Vassenego, 77
    Lord Astfgl, 76, 77
    Detritus, Sergeant, 125, 159-60, 162, 177
    de Worde, William, 207-10
    Dhblah, Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off, 111
    Dibbler, C. M. O. T., 68, 82-6, 128, 207, 208, 235, 293
    Djelibeybi, 57
    dobby stone, 260
    dogs, 101
    Mr Fusspot, 291
    noses, as wake-up call, 85
    Scraps, 198
    Wuffles, 46, 292-3
    See also Gaspode
    Doughnut Jimmy, 160
    dragons, 15
    anti-dragon devices, 68
    swamp dragons, 69, 126
    D’reg tribe, 181
    dungeons, 71, 225, 292
    attempted escape from, 142-3
    Dunmanifestin, 19
    dwarf bread, 104, 162
    dwarfs, 87, 126-7, 136
    and trolls, 126
    Giamo Casanunda, 107, 118
    Hwel, 54
    See also Littlebottom
    E
    education
    at Assassins’ Guild School, 57, 233
    at Dame Slightly’s, 277
    at Quirm College for Young Ladies, 218
    at Unseen University, 141, 270-1
    boarding-school, 207
    broad, of Sergeant Colon, 177
    downside to, 36, 58
    for witches, 248
    provided by Susan, 167, 214-15
    See also learning, teachers
    Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night, 65,66
    elves, 120
    evolution, results of, 28, 59, 126
    explorers, 19-20, 177, 188, 201
    F
    familiars, witches’, 248
    fighting fair
    Assassins’ code, 235
    Cohen on, 21, 145-6, 225
    Marquis of Fantailler’s rules, 203
    Vimes on, 233
    Flitworth, Miss, 96
    flow charts, 19
    food
    army rations, 253
    at Harga’s House of Ribs, 38, 70, 127
    at Mrs Arcanum’s, 208-9
    autocondimenting of, 94
    banged grains, 82
    BLT, 277, 278
    canapés, Death on, 34
    C. M. O. T. Dibbler’s specialities, 81, 82-3, 207, 208, 235, 293
    currant buns, 52
    curry, 33, 102, 133, 208-9
    eggs, juugly 37
    Ephebian, 60
    foreign, Granny Weatherwax on, 104
    Greek, 30
    healthiness of, Lady Sybil on, 278; Mrs War on, 217; Vimes on, 69, 278
    in Agatean Empire, Cohen on, 142
    muesli, 76
    mushrooms, edibility of, 19
    needing eating up, 279-80
    pizza, 161
    pork products and the Hogfather, 138
    regional specialities, dangers of, 189
    rumbustious, Miss Treason on, 284
    salad bar, 271
    strawberries, midwinter, 37
    Fool, the, see Verence II
    Four Horsemen, the, 48, 144-5
    See also Death, Pestilence, War
    funerals, 231, 261
    G
    games
    at Hogswatch, 171
    Exclusive Possession, 96
    hide-and-seek, dangers of, 121
    played by gods, 224
    pub games, 134
    gargoyles, 30, 43, 127
    doorknocker, 35-6
    Garlick, Magrat, 51–1, 102-7, 117, 120-1, 197
    Gaspode the Wonder Dog, 83-5, 129, 201
    genocide, result of religious conviction, 227-8
    geography, 19-20, 27, 76, 117, 133, 193, 201, 260
    geometry, 60
    gods, 19, 28, 95, 112-13, 170, 224, 225, 227-8, 242, 277, 279, 283, 284, 291
    Anoia, 270, 285
    dwarfs and, 126-7
    fashion in, 226
    Hoki, 28
    Om, 111, 226
    Quezovercoatl, 76
    witches and, 101
    wizards and, 92
    Gogol, Mrs, 106, 107
    gold standard, Moist von Lipwig on, 292
    golems, 146
    Mr Pump, 268-9
    Great Trout, the, 91-2
    Greebo, 53, 102-3, 106, 285
    Grim, Malicia, 239-43
    H
    hair
    Dean on hair loss, 171
    Granny Weatherwax on hair care, 155
    problem, 137
    Hangovers, oh God of, 170
    Harga’s House of Ribs, 38, 70, 127
    hats
    Agnes on, 193
    importance of, 106, 154, 215, 248
    Tiffany Aching on, 247, 261
    Heaven, size of, 218
    Hell, 77, 78
    highway robbery, unsuccessful, 118, 120
    history
    historical anecdote, 23, 37-8, 121, 138
    Historical Re-creation, 280
    Lord Selachii on, 177
    nature of, 37-8
    of Ankh-Morpork, 86
    See also legends
    Hogfather, the, 138
    Hogswatch, 138, 168
    Death’s Hogswatch card, 174
    UU faculty on, 171-2
    holiday postcards, 103-4
    Hong, Lord, 142, 145
    Hong, Mr, 177-8
    Howler, Stanley, 270
    I
    Igors, 195, 196, 197, 198, 202, 278, 293, 294
    Code of the Igors, 216
    imagination, as human characteristic, 213, 227-8
    intellectual powers
    Colon’s, 178, 183, 201, 275
    compensations for