Black Dagger Brotherhood 11 - Lover at Last

to slow the fuck down before he sliced off his nose: razor on the cheek, moving carefully, going around the jawline, down the neck. Repeat. Repeat.
    Why the hell did he insist on doing this in the shower? On a night like tonight, he should be in front of a mirror….
    “Yo, beauty queen, you ready?” Rhage’s voice cut through into the bathroom. “Or do you want to wax your eyebrows.”
    Qhuinn did a quick whisker check with his hand. Clear. “Fuck off, Hollywood,” he yelled over the spray.
    Cutting the water, he stepped out, and dried off on his way into the bedroom.
    Standing next to a smiling Tohr, Rhage had his arms behind his back. “That’s a helluva way to talk to your frickin’ stylist.”
    Qhuinn leveled a glare at the Brothers. “If that shit is a Hawaiian print, I’m going to kill you.”
    Rhage looked over at Tohr and grinned. When the other Brother nodded, Hollywood brought forward what he was hiding behind his big body.
    Qhuinn stopped dead. “Wait a minute…that’s a…”
    “Tuxedo, I believe is the name,” Rhage cut in. “T-U-X-E-D-O.”
    “It’s in your size,” Tohr said. “And Butch says the designer is the best there is.”
    “Named after a car,” Rhage muttered. “You’d think a high-falutin—”
    “Hey, have you been watching Honey Boo Boo, too?” Lassiter demanded as he barged in. “Woooow, nice tux—”
    “Only because you insist on putting that godforsaken traffic accident of a show on in the billiards room.” Hollywood glanced over as V came in behind the angel. “He didn’t even know what it was, Vishous.”
    “The tux?” V lit a hand-rolled. “Of course he didn’t. He’s a real male.”
    “That makes Butch a girl, then,” Rhage pointed out. “Because he bought it.”
    “Hey, it’s a party already,” Trez called out as he and iAm arrived. “Oh, nice tux. Isn’t that Tom Ford?”
    “Or was it Dick Chrysler,” Rhage interjected. “Harry GM—wait, that sounds dirty….”
    “Better get dressed, Rapunzel.” V checked his watch. “We don’t have a lot of time.”
    “That is a
beautiful
tuxedo,” Phury announced as he and Z pushed the door wide. “I have one just like it.”
    “Fritz has the candles lit,” Rehv said from behind the twins. “Hey, nice tux. I have one just like it.”
    “Me, too,” Phury agreed. “The fit is fantastic, isn’t it.”
    “The shoulders, right? Tom Ford is the best—”
    Total. Fucking. Pandemonium.
    And as Qhuinn took it in, all of the males talking over one another, slapping hands, slapping asses, he had a moment of breathlessness. Then he looked down at the ring Blay had given him.
    Having a family was…really, incredibly wonderful.
    “Thank you,” he said softly.
    Everyone froze, all those faces turning and locking on him, those bodies stilling, the din settling.
    Z was the one who spoke up, his yellow eyes shining. “Put the zoot suit on. We’ll meet you downstairs, lover boy.”
    Lot of shoulder claps as all the fighters checked in on their way out the door. And then he was alone with the tux.
    “Let’s do this,” he said to the thing.
    The shirt went on fine, but the buttons weren’t regular ones. Theywere cuff link–like, and took forever. Then he faced off with the slacks…and decided to keep it real and go commando. Finally, a pair of shiny shoes had been dropped on the messy bed by one of that cast of thousands—as well as a set of black silk socks that were just this side of being panty frickin’ hose.
    But he was going to do this right.
    When he finally put the jacket on, he braced himself for feeling constricted, but Phury and Rehv were right—the material went over his bulk like a dream. Heading into the bathroom, he took the strip of black silk off the top of the hanger and confronted himself in the mirror.
    Man…he looked pretty hot, actually.
    Popping the starched collar, he wound the bow tie around the back of his neck and pulled it left and right a couple of times to make sure that it was in the right place. And then he did what he’d seen his father and his brother do when they hadn’t been aware he was watching…he tied a perfect knot at the front of his throat.
    Probably would have been easier if he’d taken the suit jacket off.
    And if his hands weren’t shaking so badly.
    But whatever, he got the job done.
    Stepping back, he checked himself from the left and the right. From behind.
    Yeah, he was totally spank. The trouble was, he just didn’t look like