Surgeon at Arms

shoulders, you know, Desmond. It gets heavier every generation, like our debts.’
    ‘Perhaps that’s why I decided on the task,’ said Desmond solemnly. ‘It’s something for posterity. It doesn’t seem I shall father another generation of Trevoses. Our branch of the family will die out.’
    ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ Graham told him cheerfully. ‘You’ve forgotten about Clare and myself.’
    ‘Good God,’ murmured Desmond, looking thoroughly alarmed.
    Graham decided to take Desmond’s guess about Alec’s whereabouts as fact, and wrote Edith a consoling letter saying her son was making his way in the newly flourishing specialty of anaesthetics. He supposed he could have made more energetic enquiries, but he was tremendously busy with plans and committees for the new hospital. For the third time in his life he was starting a new unit from scratch—first at Blackfriars in the twenties, backed by Val Arlott, secondly at Smithers Botham, discouraged by everybody, and now in the abandoned American building with the full resources of the Welfare State at his elbow. It was the most exciting, if the most exhausting, of all. He could hardly be expected to play Alec’s nursemaid at the same time. Anyway, the man was in the middle twenties, a qualified doctor, and should be able to look after himself. Edith wrote again rather pathetically. Graham finished her long letter with a deep sigh. The woman really was rather a nuisance. She’d never missed a chance to make use of him. Never since he’d deflowered her in a seaside summerhouse during the warmer months of 1918.
    Graham let young Alec drop from his mind. Then one afternoon in November he was hurrying along Shaftesbury Avenue from a lunch appointment in Soho, and saw the name ALEC TREVOSE facing him from a placard outside a theatre. Graham stopped, frowning. He felt for his newly prescribed glasses, the announcement not being in particularly large type. The name was among three others claiming authorship of a revue, which Graham vaguely remembered as wringing amiable notices from the critics (he had turned his back on the theatre of late). Lower down, there was Alec Trevose again, in even smaller letters, among the cast. Well, it was not an uncommon name, Graham reflected, and sounded well enough for any player to sport. There was no immediate way of telling if the actor-dramatist might be his own nephew. The simplest course seemed to buy a couple of tickets for the / show, which he obtained for the following evening, with the greatest difficulty.
    A glance at Clare’s programme as they took their seats told Graham it was Alec right enough. The sketch he had written and in which he was about to display himself was entitled simply At the Doctor’s. The pair of them sat through the foregoing scenes, which struck Graham as exactly like every other revue he had seen, with mounting impatience and foreboding. Then Alec finally appeared. He acted a patient, subjected to an ingenious variety of indignities and discomforts by a dozen white-coated doctors. The audience bellowed. Once recovering from the shock of his nephew’s entrance, Graham had to admit it was well put together and surprisingly funny, perhaps because every line that Alec had written and every situation he had depicted occurred often enough in a real hospital. He turned his head, to see Clare dabbing away tears of laughter with her handkerchief. He wondered what Edith would have thought.
    After the final curtain Graham said without enthusiasm, ‘We’d better go round and have a word with him, I suppose?’
    ‘Yes, I’d love to,’ agreed Clare eagerly. ‘I’ve never been behind the scenes before.’
    Graham gave his name to the stage-door keeper, who directed them down a flight of stone stairs leading to a narrow, green-painted, ill-lit passage, smelling strongly of disinfectant. The dressing-rooms that Graham had visited during his theatrical phase had been spacious flower-filled apartments, but Alec’s seemed hardly bigger than a railway compartment, with a wooden stand in the middle for the mirrors fringed with electric bulbs, at which three other young men were busy wiping away their make-up.
    ‘Why, it’s Uncle Graham!’ Alec leapt up, a scrap of filthy towelling in his hand. ‘But what a lovely surprise! And Auntie Clare. I say, I should have congratulated you or something, shouldn’t I? I’m dreadfully sorry. Life’s been an absolute rush, I’ve had hardly a moment to think of