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Agatha Raisin and the Love from Hell

Agatha Raisin and the Love from Hell

Titel: Agatha Raisin and the Love from Hell
Autoren: MC Beaton
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Chapter One
    It was supposed to be the end of a dream – the perfect marriage. Here was Agatha Raisin married to the man she had longed for, had fantasized about. Her neighbour, James Lacey. And yet she was miserable.
    It had all started with one incident two weeks after they had returned from their honeymoon. The honeymoon in Vienna and then Prague had been taken up with sightseeing and sex, and so no real day-to-day life together had really bothered them. Agatha had kept her own cottage next door to James’s in the village of Carsely in the Cotswolds. The idea was to make it a thoroughly modern marriage and give each other some space.
    Sitting now in her own cottage cradling a cup of black coffee, Agatha remembered the day it had all begun to go wrong.
    Anxious to be the perfect wife, she had bundled up all their dirty washing, ignoring the fact that James kept his dirty laundry in a separate basket and preferred to do it himself. It was a brisk spring day with great fleecy clouds being tugged across the sky like so many stately galleons by a breezy wind. Agatha sang as she piled all the dirty clothes into her large washing machine. Somewhere at the back of her mind was a little warning bell telling her that real housewives separated the colours from the whites. She put in washing powder and fabric softener, and then went out to sit in the garden and watch her two cats playing on the lawn. When she heard the washing machine roar to a finish, she rose and opened the door of the machine and tugged all the clothes out into a large laundry basket, preparatory to hanging them out in the garden. She found herself staring down at a basket of pink clothes. Not light pink but shocking pink. Dismayed, she searched through the clothes for the culprit, and at last found it, a pink sweater she had bought at a street market in Prague. All James’s clothes – his shirts, his underwear – were now bright pink.
    But in the rosy glow of new marriage had she not expected to be forgiven? Had she not expected him to laugh with her?
    He had been furious. He had been incandescent with rage. How dare she mess about with his clothes? She was stupid and incompetent. The pre-marriage Agatha Raisin would have told him exactly what to do with himself, but the new, demoralized Agatha humbly begged forgiveness. She forgave him , because she knew he had been a bachelor for a long time and used to his own ways.
    The next incident had happened after she had picked up two microwaveable dinners in Marks & Spencer, two trays of lasagne. He had picked at his plateful of food and had commented acidly that as he was perfectly well able to make proper lasagne, perhaps in future she had better leave the cooking to him.
    Then there was the matter of her clothes. Agatha felt frumpish when not wearing high heels. James had said as they lived in the country, she might consider wearing flats and stop teetering around like a tart. Her skirts were too tight, some of her necklines were too low. And as for her make-up? Did she need to plaster it on?
    Yes, there was love-making during the night, but only during the night. No impulsive hugs or kisses during the day. Bewildered, Agatha began to wander about in a fog of masculine disapproval.
    And yet she did not confide in anyone about the misery of her marriage, not even to her friend, Mrs Bloxby, the vicar’s wife. Had not Mrs Bloxby cautioned her against the marriage? Agatha could not bear to admit defeat.
    She sighed and looked out of her kitchen window. Here she was in her own cottage, hiding like a criminal in her own cottage. The phone rang, startling her. She tentatively picked it up, wondering whether it might be James about to deliver another lecture. But it was Roy Silver. Roy had once worked for Agatha when she had owned her own public relations company in London and was now working for a big public relations firm in the City.
    ‘How’s the happily married Mrs Lacey?’ asked Roy.
    ‘I’m still Agatha Raisin,’ snapped Agatha. Using her own name seemed to be the last shred of independence she had managed to hold on to. She had not quite realized that using the name of her late husband, whom she had heartily despised, was hardly a blow for freedom.
    ‘How modern,’ remarked Roy.
    ‘What’s up?’
    ‘Nothing. Haven’t heard from you since the wedding. How was Vienna?’
    ‘Not very exciting. Not much pizzazz. Prague was all right. Are you sure this is just a friendly call? Nothing up your
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